Showing posts with label Holidays. Show all posts
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Tuesday, October 07, 2008

A week in Sicily Part 4: Yummy, Historic, Crazy, Stressful, Amazing, Wet, Complicated and Incorrect

Tuesday - Historic Cities

We woke feeling great and well rested to some glorious Mediterranean sun.

Breakfast in the bright and welcoming breakfast room was a delight. A proper Italian cappuccino, pastries and cakes galore, fresh fruit and a selection of cereals. My perfect morning meal. Yummy!

After filling up we started exploring, starting with a drive to the nearby town of Noto. Again, the SatNav helped us out but didn't really get us to the centre of the city and we struggled to find somewhere to park. We eventually parked up in a place that turned out to be on the outskirts of the small city, and we walked down the hill towards the centre.

Part-way down the hill we came across a very provincial town square in front of a big church. This was a classic Italian sight: old Italian men gathering in the square in rough suits and flat caps, smoking their cigarettes in whatever shade they could find, whilst talking loudly and gesticulating wildly. Perfect!

Noto, despite being very small, has some fantastic buildings and there's plenty to see. The Baroque architecture is everywhere and captivates the imagination. Well worth a visit if you're in the area.




We spent some time wondering and taking photos before ambling back to the car and heading off to the bigger city of Syracuse (aka Siracusa).

Struggling with Sandwiches in Syracuse

The journey to Syracuse not only confused the Sat Nav (some bits of road were closed or being rebuilt), but gave us our first taste of proper Sicilian driving. Turns out they are a bit crazy after all. We saw some mad overtaking manoeuvres - even from big trucks! - and they drive right up close behind you. This all not helped by the fact that visibility in the Micra was awful.

After arriving at Syracuse and fighting our way through the equally-crazy city-centre mele of cars and scooters (are there any rules of the road?), we again had problems parking - not least because we didn't have any Euro coins to put in the parking ticket machines - we only had notes!

Eventually we found a free space in a fairly dodgy looking part of town, and walked back towards the historic centre of Ortigia.

By now it was definitely lunchtime, and we wanted to grab a sandwich. This was the start of several lunchtime stresses for us. It turns out that buying cakes, cigarettes and coffee is pretty easy at any time of day, but buying a sandwich is a bit hit and miss.

We eventually found a cafe selling the sort of thing we were after. It had seats outside for an al fresco dining experience. But what did we do? The food was on display in counters inside, so did we go in, see what we wanted, then sit outside and wait for someone to take an order? Or did we buy the food inside and then take it out to eat?

Most people sitting outside seemed quite happy that there were no menus, but we were a bit baffled.

We proceeded to the counter and asked for some panini (sandwiches), and as we were being served some other people came in and started paying. We decided that the system must be to pay first, then get the food. But we still weren't sure about sitting outside.

AAAARRRGGHH!!!! This is why I hate being abroad. Doing the simplest things becomes incredibly difficult when you don't know how things work and don't have a good enough grasp of the language to be able to ask.

Eventually, I think the cafe staff worked out what we were trying to do. Gave us our sandwiches, ushered us outside and took our money once we were finished.

Wandering the Back Streets of Ortigia

Full of good wholesome Italian lunch, we then picked up our Rough Guide and went for a walk around Ortigia. Wandering backstreets is something that Sally and I always seem to end up doing. We try to follow signs and directions but almost always end on off the beaten track in foreign cities. Why doesn't everyone else end up doing this? We always seem to be alone.

It's slightly fun, but becomes a drag after a while, especially when you're trying to see the sights and you can't find them.

The Cathedral - Reverence, but at what cost?

We eventually found the Duomo (Cathedral). An AMAZING building. It's a place that has been built and re-built over the centuries, but unlike most places, you can see how it's been built over. There columns of the old greek temple on which it was built are still there to see, and you can see how the new bits of building have been overlaid, and set within these. The fairly modern facade was added after an earthquake brought down an older entrance to the building. Inside, the building was dark and quiet, huge and expansive, allowing your mind to awe and wonder.

As a Christian I have conflicting views on the nature of big churches. A place like Ortigia's Duomo brings me to a place of great reverence. These places make God big. They cost lots and took lots of effort to build. These were probably the finest buildings of their times, and they were built for the purpose of worshipping God. I find it amazing, and it makes me wish that WE could do such amazing things for God.

But I also question what God would have us do? Giving our lives, out work, our money, as offerings to God is exactly what our faith requires. But is using that wealth and effort to build a place of worship, where Christians can lock themselves away and revere the Lord the right thing? The Bible makes it clear that our God would rather have us help the poor and needy, share all we have with those in need, and bring righteousness and justice to all, than hoard our wealth within the church.

I love the huge reverence that these people had for the LORD. But wouldn't their sacrifices have been better used for God's purposes?

Spooky Catacombs

A quick ice cream (I LOVE Italian ice cream!) and we headed back to the car and out of town. It had started raining again, and large puddles has started accumulating on the roads which, oddly, don't seem to have drains. This puzzled us because when it rains in Sicily, it really buckets down!

Our next destination was the catacombs. We found this easily using the Sat NAv, and we found some parking too. We even had Euro coins to put in the machine. But...where do we pay? There were no machines!

After some deliberation, we spotted a free space by the road and parked there.

Catacombs are fascinating places. When we went to Rome we made a long trip outside the city to visit some. They are underground networks of tunnels that form a burial site for Christians. Thousands of people were buried in tombs underground in these places and they are spooky, but intriguing places that again show the great lengths that people went to in reverence of God.

One thing tha I found in both Rome and Syracuse was that the guides that took you round the catacombs were incredibly knowledgable, multi-lingual, and very helpful. Catacombs are always well worth a visit if you're near them.

Dinner in Noto - Don't Trust your Rough Guide!

We headed back to Noto for dinner via the town of Avola, which looked like a cool and thriving place. Back in Noto we still couldn't find a place to park. We drove in circles for a bit with the SAt Nav bleating out "Recalculating....recalculating..." (seems they're not so good at finding parking) then eventually we found a free space.

Wondering round Noto earlier we'd seen plenty of places to eat, but on our return they all seemed to have disappeared. Where had all the restaurants gone?

The Rough Guide we had recommended a couple of places. The first was a restaurant just off the main square. It has a load of seats outside but no one was eating there, there were no menus on show and, frankly, the place smelled of wee. So we avoided that one. Next up was a restaurant described by the Rough Guide as "the best restaurant in Noto". This was not to be the case. They weren't serving Pizza, and the food we did get was cheap and pretty poor quality.

Perhaps Noto's not such a good place to eat after all? And we'd certainly recommend using your head rather then the guide to find a good place to eat. It's not hard to work out the good places, but it is made difficult when there's no menus or prices on display - which was often the case in Sicily.

Language Complications

Over dinner we were trying to learn a bit more Italian to get us through the week. We had some phrases in the Rough Guide and an Italian-English dictionary. I somehow got distracted looking at English pronunciation. How complicated is that? How is anyone supposed to learn a language where the following groups of letters sound the same:
  • t, tt, ed and bt (tea, butter, walked, doubt)
  • k, c, cc, ck, ch, que (key, cool, soccer, lock, school, cheque)
  • ch, tch, tu, ti (cheer, match, nature, question)
  • j, ge, dge, di, du (jump, age, edge, soldier, gradual)
  • f, ff, gh, ph, lf (fat, coffee, cough, physics, half)
  • s, c, ps, ss, sc, st (soon, city, psychology, mess, scene, listen)
  • f, s, ti, si (fishing, sure, station, tension)
  • m, mm, lm, mb (sum, hammer, calm, bomb)
  • r, rr, wr, rh (red, marry, wriggle, rhubard)
And that's just the consonants! Note that some letter combinations have more than one sound (e.g. ti = question, station - subtly different!)

Vowels are even worse - check out these groups:
  • augh, a, oa, aw, ou, oo (caught, ball, board, draw, four, floor)
  • oo, o, oe, ou, ew, ue, u (boot, move, shoe, group, flew, blue, rude)
  • i, ur, er, or, ear, our (bird, burn, fern, worm, earn, journal)
  • oar, e, our, or, io, er (cupboard, the, colour, actor, nation, danger)
Even the letters y, i and u can all sound the same just on their own (yet, onion, use).

Our language is BONKERS, and I have a renewed respect for anyone that tries to learn it!

Less hungry, but not hugely satisfied, we headed back to hotel for some well earned rest. We certainly had a busy first day.

Monday, October 06, 2008

A Week in Sicily Part 3: Up, up and away!

Flying Out

Part 3 and we haven't even left yet. I do waffle!!!

An alarm at 5am, a quick rise and off to AirParks Gatwick (booked as part of the package with Expedia). I'm not a connoisseur of airport parking but this seemed fine, other than their new computer system not working at first. But we dropped the car off, checked in, and got the bus to the terminal. Easy peasey.

Having checked in online the day before, we did a quick and easy bag drop. We heard others checking in and not getting seats together so it seems lots of people check in online, and it's worth doing to get the good seats.

We headed through security with it's baffling no-liquids rules and dedicated shoe X-ray system (this always seems ridiculous but who are we to argue with the security experts). Breakfast was at "eat". A quick sausage sandwich...pittifully small, far too expensive, and lacking ketchup, but just what we needed...and then off to the gate.

A very British flight

The flight was quite entertaining. British Airways crew are typically British. With a vague aloofness, slight lack of dedication to the job, dry humour and no apparent foreign language capability. It was fine.

The pilot was the funniest. Before we took off he informed us that "The engineers have now fixed the intercom but, in the airline industry we have a saying that the flight can't take off until the weight of the paperwork matches the weight of the plane". And upon landing we were welcomed to Catania Airport and blessed with the catchphrase "If you're here on business, may it be a pleasure, and if you're here for pleasure, may it be the business".

The flight was good, and the little "Deli" snack pack that we got with a salmon roll and some other goodies, was surprisingly good quality.

We arrived at Catania in sunny and warmth and sat on the plane watching our baggage being grossly mishandled by Italian airport staff before heading to arrivals.

First Impressions

Don't you find that first impressions of a foreign country are always of the loos! After a two or three hour flight you kinda need to go, and it's the first thing that you notice is different. The brand names are different, the flushes work differently, the signs are in different languages. If I was designing an airport I'd make the toilets in arrivals the most amazing place, shiny, gleaming, spotless, automated. Just to make a good first impression. Catania's loos were reasonable, but it alerted me to the fact that I really was no longer in the UK and I'd have to get used to things being a bit different.

Baggage collection was a bit slow. The Italians might throw your luggage around but they take they don't do it because they're in a hurry.

We grabbed some pizza (cheap, yummy, and needs little Italian to order) and then headed to collect our car. And guess what? IT'S BLOODY RAINING!! We've travelled 2000 miles to escape the crappy English "summer" weather. We're about as far south as you can go without leaving Europe. And it's dull, cloudy, and wet. How depressing.

Driving....getting it right!

We picked up our hire car, a little Nissan Micra with aircon, central locking, radio and all the mod cons, without needing to speak much Italian...thankfully.

We reported some un-documented scratches to a very stern Italian lady who didn't seem to care all that much. And then the fun began.

I've never driven on the continent. I'd been told lots of things about it:
  • it's fine
  • you'll pick it up quickly
  • just follow everyone else
  • watch out for roundabouts
  • the biggest problem is grabbing the door handle instead of the gear stick
And most of them proved true.

Driving on the right wasn't a problem at all. Judging the width of car was hard - I'm so used to having the middle and edge of the road being the other way around, and Sally let out a few muffled "eeeks" as I drifted too far right, but generally it was OK. My biggest problem was non-roundabout junctions; turning left off main roads (must remember to stay on the right) and working out which direction traffic was coming from.

So, psyched up and ready to get it right, we headed off. Now, I'm a pretty organised person. I had a little green plastic folder with our passports, all the printed-out doucumentation for the holiday, pre-paid vouchers, maps of the airport parking and hotel, and so on. So when Sally ask "Where's the directions to the hotel?" I naturally had the answer.

"Errr...I don't have them"

So - praise the LORD (literally!) for our borrowed SatNav. A few screen-touches and we had directions to Masseria degli Ulivi. Phew! What an idiot I am.

The drive was quick and easy. The Sicilian driving didn't seem as crazy as I expected (though this was to change later in the week), and we arrived safely at our hotel. To find....oh.

It looks like it's still being built.

Masseria Degli Ulivi

You hear all these nightmare stories about people turning up to their holiday destination to find that their hotel is still a pile of bricks and a bunch of uninterested builders. So when we turned through some blank, concrete pillars, into a gravel courtyard with several diggers and some big piles of aggregates, we had to do a quick double take. "It's fine...everything's fine" we said to ourselves.

The hotel turned out to be amazing and we think they were just building some new rooms.

Set about 15 km outside the town of Noto, Masseria degli Ulivi is a converted olive farm. Simple, but charming. Not grandiose, and fairly limited in facilities, but with only 18 rooms, an excellent (if a little expensive) restaurant on site, acres of land, a tennis court and swimming pool, and no one or nothing around for miles, it's a perfect place for a quiet retreat, and to use as a base for exploring the historic south-east of Sicily. If you want a 5-star luxury experience, look elsewhere, but if you want to get away from it all and chill out, we'd highly recommend it.

But it was still cloudy and cold. Boooo.

We ignored the dullness and the lack of sunshine and took a very British dip in the cold swimming pool before wandering around the hotel grounds. Foreign places often feel like they're not quite finished and this is no exception. Bits of path were missing, and it felt like they'd not quite completed some of the work they'd planned. But this is the mediterranean way and it in no way detracted from our enjoyment - I offer it as a simple observation.

We grabbed an amazing proper Italian Cappucino and set and planned our week- there's lots to do!

The hotel dog arrived to welcome us and took a liking to my clothing. He was VERY naughty and appeared to be pretty untrained and untrainable. But he was fun to have around. Perhaps Italian phrase books should have a "dog instructions" section. I sense he didn't understand "SIT!" and "DOWN!" but I didn't know the Italian equivalents and my attempts at Italian-style arm waving and gesturing seemed to go unnoticed too.

We ate in the hotel's excellent restaurant. It was expensive for a full meal with wine but really good food. Very earthy Sicilian dishes - I had Gnocci and rabbit - and truly heavenly, but strong, local wine. Worth the money, but we probably couldn't afford to eat here all week.

We enjoyed many hours deep sleep that night!


Sunday, October 05, 2008

A Week in Sicily Part 2: Travel

Preparation and Leaving

I mentioned before about our booking problems and needing to go on holiday from Monday to Monday.  Well, I was busy leading the music at church until about 9pm on Sunday, and our flights were leaving Gatwick at 8am.  After some deliberation, we'd booked into the Europa Hotel near Gatwick (cheap, tacky, horrible beds, but only £54 for a night!).

Sunday, then, was a day of preparation and packing.  It was a bit frantic, but we were pretty organised and managed to check in online.  I was, initially, a bit sceptical about doing this, but it's dead easy.  You log on, choose your seats, and print your boarding passes.  Then when you get to the airport you just do a bag drop and go through security.  Easy!

Packing was confusing too.  What to take?  It was going to be averaging 25 degrees, but we were planning climbing Etna, which is 3000m and the Rough Guide recommended taking winter clothes.  Do we pack hiking boots?  Day sacks?  Gloves and hats?  Heck, yeah, we've got big suitcases so chuck it all in!  In the end we were glad we did and we used and greatly needed all the above!

So, after church (my third time leading the music...which went OK, but not brilliant), packing up the guitar and music and throwing everything in the car on Sunday night, we headed for Gatwick.  The holiday had begun!

Satellite Navigation

Some good friends of ours had loaned us their SatNav system (a Garmin nuvi 310 Deluxe).   This was to be a VERY useful bit of kit, depite occasionally having some very funny ideas about how to get places.

We'd taken this on a little test run on an errand in Swindon a few days before.  I'd struggled with having the extra information to hand - where to look?  Signs?  The road markings?  The Garmin?  Aarrgh!  And it didn't seem very good at preparing you for junctions.  Imagine approaching a roundabout with three exits and three lanes.  The Garmin would say "drive...0.2 miles...then...enter roundabout".  But which lane do I get in?  By the time it said "enter roundabout...then...take...third...exit", it's too late.  So I had to do a bit of learning about combining the SatNav's guidance with signs and cues from the road.

And the trip to Gatwick was another trial, including driving some places I didn't know (it took us M4 and A329 through Bracknell and then onto the M3 before hitting the M25).  More about the Garmin later.

This route to Gatwick was pretty quick - about 1 hour 40 minutes!  The Garmin delivering us to our destination perfectly, and the Europa hotel being as awful as we remembered.

5 hours sleep then, and it's off to the airport!